Funny Urdu Poetry sms "FUNNY"
Pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,
Dil ka dard,dil torne wala kiya jane,
Hoti hai kitni mehnat Ek larki phasane me,
Yeh ghar pe betha ABBA kiya jane.
Sardar Funny Translation "Sardar Funny"
Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!
Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?
(I am [...]
Girl friend ka gift "Girl vs Boy"
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
Eid ke Liy Dua "Eid SMS"
Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua
kreain Ay ALLAH
Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman Ki Begum k kapre Sehi Waqt pr tyaar ho jayen
pichley saal ki tarha 10:30 ELAN na ho k Kal Eid Hai………
Is Eid pr – Funny Sms "Eid SMS"
Shikwa hamein
Manzoor nai
Aaj na koi Bahana hoga…
Aap ko humari Khushyon ke Qasm …
Is EID pr Aap ko
“== NAHANA
ho ga !!!!
Funny Pathan Eid-ul-Fitar "Eid SMS"
Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat
Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
.
.
.
Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha
From: Asma Zafar
Yar roza lag raha hai aj "Ramazan sms"
Eid Mubarak
oh sory
Happy Valentine
Shit
Happy Birthday
Aah
Good Night
No
I wanted 2 say best woshes in ur WEDDING
000ppss!!!!!!No NO No
Yar roza lag raha hai aj !!!
Ramazan Ke Ashra "Ramazan sms"
Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) “REHMAT”,
doosra “MAGHFIRAT”,
teesra DOZAKH SAY “NIJAT”, hai.
Ramzan ka chand dekha "Ramazan sms"
Ramzan ka chand dekha
Rozay ki duwa mangi
Roshan sitara dekhe
Teri kheriyat ki duwa mangi
ALLAH Taala app ki har dil ki tamanna poori kare
AMEEN
Eid ka chand-Funny Sms "Ramazan sms"
Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..
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Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..
Log Roza na torh den Eid ka chand samaj kar
Ramzan Mubarak "Ramazan sms"
Wishing u a month of
4 weeks of rehmat 30 days of ebadat
720 hrs of BARKAT
43200 min of QABOLIAT
2592000 sec of MAGHFIRAT. Ramzan MUBARAK
Zindagi ke Haqkekat "Islamic sms"
Agar tum se koi poochay
…Batao,…
Zindagi kya hai?
(Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dena).
{Hazrat Ali )
Submit By: Zain Shuja (not given)
jibrael A.S. Se Pucha "Islamic sms"
Nabi-a- Kareem(S.A.W) Ne jibrael A.S. Se Pucha,
Kay Mere Chale Jane K Bad Bahi Tum Dunya Me Aaoge ?
Jibrael A.S. ne kha haa ,mai qayamat Thak 10MrtbaAaunga.
Har Bar Dunya Se 10 Cheez Uthakar Lejaunga
1-sabr
2-sharm o- haya
3-Muhabbat
4- barkat
5-Insaf
6- Sakhavat
7-Halal
8-sadaqat
9- Ilm
10- Quran.
Submitted By: Zain Shuja
ISlamic New Year "Islamic sms"
Islamic New year Mubrak 1431
I am 1st i wish u
Sms Submitted By: Ali Hassan
ALLAH per bhaorsa "Islamic sms"
“Agr ALLAH pr bharosa kro jesa k haq ha to wo tumko
aesay RIZQ da ga jesay parindo ko deta hai k subah khali pait ja k sham ko pait
bhar k atay hain.”
Aqal Aur khawahish "Islamic sms"
Janwar me khawahish or Frishtay
me aqal hoti hy Mgr Insan mai dono hoti hain
Agr wo Aqal ko daba ly to Janwar ,
agr Khwahish ko dabaly to Farishta
Hazart ALI (A.S)
Ibn-E-Maja "Islamic sms"
Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya k
jo shakhs kisi musalmaan ki parda poshi karta hai
ALLAH TAALAH qiyamat k din us ki parda poshi farmaye ga.
jo sakhs ka RAZ afsha kerta hai ALLAH us ka raz afshah farmata hai
hata k ghar bethay us ko ruswa kr deta hai
(IBN-E-MAJA)
Hafzay ko tez banana "Islamic sms"
IRSHAD-E-NABVI
“3 chezen hafzay ko zayda aur bemari ko door karti hein”
1. Doodh peena
2.Maswak kerna
3.Quran majeed ki talawat kerna
ALLAH Ke Rehmat "Islamic sms"
“ALLAH rehmat nazil farmata hai us k farishtay aur asman’o’zamin
may rehnay wali sari makhlooqaat yahan tak k
chuntiyan apnay surakho (Holes in which they live) aur
machliyan(Fish) b us banday k liay dua’e’khair karti hain
jo logo ko bhalai ke aur DEEN ke TALEEM deta ha “
Panni Ka Ajar "Islamic sms"
Hadis:
Hazart Muhammad (SAWW) ka irshad-e-pak hai
“Agr tum mein se kisi ko yeh khadsha ho ke qayamat k din us ki
bakhshish muskhil hai to usay chahiye ke woh kasrat se logon ko
PAANI pilya kare, kyun k is chote se amal ka ajar buhat bara hai.”
Foward if possible.
sadqa-e-jaaria
Raat ko IBADAT "Islamic sms"
Best SMS !!!
IN QURAN_E_MAJEED
“Ay bande agr kbi Rat ko tri Ankh khule
or tu phr SO jye. To tu ne mjhse Bewafai ki
or Agr Tri Ankh khule or tu ne wazoo kia or
Meri IBADAT ki. Tu ne Manga or Me ne Qabul na kiya
To me ne tujhse BEWAFAI ki
Or Me Aisa nai kerta!!”
‘Suraha-e-mulk’
Funny Pathan Sms "Pathan SMS"
Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha.
Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia,
Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi
mujhe tung nai kar saktha
Pathan Aur Biwi Funny urdu SMs "Pathan SMS"
Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:
“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”
Pathan ne SMS me likha:
“Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”
pathan and ricksha wala "Pathan SMS"
pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?
Ricksha wala: 50
Pathan: 20 lelo
Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega
Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
Pathan Saudia k Sath "Pathan SMS"
PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai
Naye timings ye hon ge:
Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
NOTE: Saudia mein agr barish ho to PESHAWAR me CHHATRI sath lain shukria.
Pathan ka Tarjarbay- Urdu Sms "Pathan SMS"
Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha
“UR ja”
wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:
Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti
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